Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha

Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.

Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 657 views
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Getting Bored???

Need some fun in lyf???

Go to a stranger's Wedding and scream....

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1shaikh kangal ho gya to us ny apni BIWI se kaha
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Jaan Ka Number

Dosti May To Log Apni Jaan Bhide Dete Hai...
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Lekin Apni Jaan Ka Number Nahi Dete..

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