Mian Biwi mei jhagra ho raha tha.
Mian Biwi mei jhagra ho raha tha. Aakhir Shohar bola:
Begum ye masla humein Larai se nahi Aqal se hal karna chahye!
Biwi:Haan haan.!!
Ta'kay tum Jeet jao?:-
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