Sone ka haar
Patni- Muje Sone Ka Haar Dilva Do Main Tumhe
Saat Janmo Tak Chahungi.
Pati- Haar Ke Saath Kangan Bhi Dunga, Lekin
Baat Isi Janam Tak Hi Rehne Do.
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