Santa Ne News Suni
Santa Ne News Suni Aur Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Ye Bill Gates Bhi Bevkoof Hai Sala”
Banta Hairani Se: “Kyu Be, Esa Kyu Kah Raha Hai?”
Santa Huste Hue: “Usne Skype 4.5 Billion Mein Kareeda Hai, Aur Vo Internet Se Free Mein Download Ho Jata Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 777 views
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