Agar Dil Ka Naam Anda Hota

Agar dil ka naam Anda(egg) hota toh films ka naam is tarha hote..

Ye Anda aapka hua Hum Anda de chuke sanam,

Hum aapke Ande main rehte hain,

Ande wale dulhaniya le jayenge..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1137 views
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