MURGA TO MURGI.
MURGA TO MURGI. . I love u jaan. main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon, .
MURGI: haye Allah sachi, . MURGA: haan .
MURGI: chal phir aaj anda tu de=
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1101 views
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