1 Bar Santa USA Gaya
Waha Church me Gaya to Achank

Waha aawaz i TANN
Ittefaq se Lyt b Chali Gayi

Santa Dar kar Bola
Oye Bhago Undertaker aa gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 878 views

.Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:

.Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,

Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga..Aur Bola:
.Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon.Aur.Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar

Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga

 dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho.

 Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I Was In A Taxi

'I Was In A Taxi,
When Da Taxi Driver Said:
"I Love This Job.Im indpndnt.Im My....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bad Date

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Food Quotes And Quips

Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .

"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson

"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen

"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck

"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." -- Joe E. Lewis

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz

"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin

"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso

"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)