1 Bar Santa USA Gaya

1 Bar Santa USA Gaya
Waha Church me Gaya to Achank

Waha aawaz i TANN
Ittefaq se Lyt b Chali Gayi

Santa Dar kar Bola
Oye Bhago Undertaker aa gaya.

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