shadi ka kharcha
aik bachy ne apny baap se pocha....
"Abu shadi per kitna kharch uthta hai"
baap ne jawab diya:
Maloom nhi beta mai tau abhi tak adayiagi kar rha hon" :D
by WAQAR (few years ago!) / 999 views
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