Hitler Says about Dictionary
Hitler Says: There Is No Word Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary
Sardar Says: Ab Bolne Se Kia Faida?
Jab Kharidi Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha Na
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 601 views
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Physics ka bhi baap:..Question:- Which liquid turns 2 solid on heating..???...........................Ans:- BESAN KE PAKODE.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Student Aapna Result Dekh Ke..
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Kya.. Mai Fail Ho Gaya..?
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Aur
Wo Bhi English Me..
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UNPOSSIBLE
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
GEOMENTARY”
Batain Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal Kahan Lagaya Gya Tha?
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Jawab Janiye Is Break K Baad!
BREAK:
Ufone… Tum he to ho
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LU ka Zeera plus.
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Surf excel.dadi 1 minute.
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Zong,sub keh do.
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Dew, do the dew.
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Jazz.apna he.
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Welcome Back After The Break
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Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal…
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ROAD Pe Lagaya Gya Tha!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
The captain of a team says to the Umpire,
“My players want to know if there is a penalty for
thinking.”
The Umpire says, “No.”
The captain says,
“Well we think you’re an asshole, then.”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Har pal,
har waqt
har lamha
har aahat
har ahsaas
aur
dil ki har dharkan keh rahi hai
tooba kitni sardi hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha,
Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka
Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe Ly Gaya
Or
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Wahan Se Neche Phaink Diya.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Police: aapki car ki accident kaise hua?
Santa: woh to mujhe bhi pata nahi hai sir. tab main so rahaa tha?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 CHURAIL ne 60 saal k shadi shuda joray se kaha;
Me tm dono ki 1 khawish puri kr skti hun!
Bv: Me apnay shohar k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hon,
usny chari ghumai 2 tickets a gaey.
phir shohar sy poocha tum btao kya chahty ho.
Shohar:mujay apny sy 30 saal chhoti bv chahie.
Churail ny chari ghumai or shohar ko 90 saal ka kardia.
Moral:
Mard ko yad rakhna chahiay k churail b Aurat hoti hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ishq hai to izhar b hona chahiye
Admi ko 1din k liy bimar b hona chahiye
Yadon se keh do 1 din ki chutti de den
Aakhir ishq men ITWAR b hona chahiye.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
While Driving Down The Road The Motorist
While Driving Down The Road The Motorist Saw A Roadside Stand Which Had A Fortune Teller Sitting Under An Umbrella. She Was Just Sitting There Smiling And Laughing. The Motorist Passed On By And Went A Couple Of Miles On Down The Road. All Of A Sudden He Spun His Car Around And Sped Back Toward The Fortune Teller. As He Got Closer To The Still Laughing Fortune Teller He Began To Slow Down.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)