Dobhi Tu To Santa Ka Bhi Bap Nikla

Santa Dobhi Ke Pass Kapde Press Karane Gaya Aur Bola.

Santa: “Meri Ye Wali Shirt Ulti Karke Press Karna”

Dhobi: “Ji Shaab Ji”

Kuch Din Bad Santa Kapde Vapis Lene Gaya To Dekha Ki Shirt Gandi Hui Padi Thhi.

Santa Gusse Se: “Abe Ye Meri Shirt Ka Kya Haal Kar Diya Tune?”

Dhobi Gabrate Hue: “Sahab Main Piche 3 Dino Se Ispe Ulti (Vomit) Karke Press Karne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Hun Par Hui Nahi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 684 views
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