Dobhi Tu To Santa Ka Bhi Bap Nikla
Santa Dobhi Ke Pass Kapde Press Karane Gaya Aur Bola.
Santa: “Meri Ye Wali Shirt Ulti Karke Press Karna”
Dhobi: “Ji Shaab Ji”
Kuch Din Bad Santa Kapde Vapis Lene Gaya To Dekha Ki Shirt Gandi Hui Padi Thhi.
Santa Gusse Se: “Abe Ye Meri Shirt Ka Kya Haal Kar Diya Tune?”
Dhobi Gabrate Hue: “Sahab Main Piche 3 Dino Se Ispe Ulti (Vomit) Karke Press Karne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Hun Par Hui Nahi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 700 views
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