If There Is A Single Dollar

Shakespeare Said: If There Is A Single Dollar In
Your Pocket Then.
.
.
.
.
Convert It Into Indian Currency,
And Buy A Pepsi Of Rs.30 Aur 20 Rupaye Ke
Samose Bhi Le Lena,
Aur 3 Ki Gold-Flake Aur 2 Ki Tara Gold Pan
Masala.
Wah Dada Wah Cha Gaya Sahkespare.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 592 views
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