There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said "You're cute!"

Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute."

She said "What happened to 'beautiful'?"

His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 601 views

Tcher 2 Student

Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.?

Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Darling mare kaan main kuch garam sa

Boy friend to his Girl friend:
"darling mere kaan main kuch garam sa
kuch naram sa, kuch namkin sa
kuch mitha sa kaho na"
Girl friend sharmate hue: " HALWA PORI"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

should aim for 90% marks

TEACHER-should aim for 90% marks!

STUDENT-i’ll get 100% marks!

TEACHER-What.. Why are you kidding ?

STUDENT- Who starts ?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar roz subha

Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti
hain
man- are waha Vo kaise?
sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A woman dies

A woman died and went to heaven. St. Peter said to her, "Before you enter, can you tell me God's first name?" She thought for a moment and then said, "Andy." St. Peter was astonished and asked, "How did you come up with Andy?" "Well," the woman replied, " we sing it in church all the time.

Andy walks with me, Andy talks to me, Andy tells me I am his own."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)