Pathan
Pathan: Doctor Sahib poray jism mai kahin bhi ungli lagawon
tu boht dard hota hai
.
Doctor did X-ray of his all body and found that he has FRACTURE in his FINGER
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1094 views
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