Pathan

Pathan: Doctor Sahib poray jism mai kahin bhi ungli lagawon
tu boht dard hota hai
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Doctor did X-ray of his all body and found that he has FRACTURE in his FINGER

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 833 views
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Teacher:bijli kahan se atti hei??? 

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Peshawar K Saray Pathan Chhatri Le Kar Ghoomain Gay.

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