Boy: Mey 4 yrs ka hun, or tum?
Boy: Mey 4 yrs ka hun, or tum?
Girl: Mey b 4 yrs ki hun
Boy: To phir chal na, sharmana kya?
Girl(sharmate hoie): kahan?
Boy: Polio k qatry peeney…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 887 views
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Teachr-
"Mai teri jaan nikal dungi"
ka future tense kya hoga.?
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Studnt- Tu,
Saali Haath laga k to dikha.!!
Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga
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