A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 946 views

Behtreen T0tka

Behtreen T0tka

Agar ApKo
Rona
Araha Ho
To Aap
.

.

Aaina
Dekh Lain..
.

.

AapKi Hansi
Chhoot Jaegi

(",")Mazaq k
< )( > ilawa

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Chapaal

Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
.
Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

nut and bolt

Ek Mechanical Engineer Ki Wife Ko
Delivery Hui, Wife Ne Husband Ko
SMS Bheja, Aapka Spare Part Aa
Gaya Hai .
Husband Ne Reply Mai Poocha NUT
Hai Ya BOLT ..?

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

Munna Bhai M.B.B.S On Practice

Munna Bhai nay pehlay din office khola to bara khush tha. Us ki secertary nay bataya ke bahar aik aadmi aaya hai.

Munna bara khush hua aur usay andar aanay ke liye kaha. Us ke andar aanay say pehlay Munna nay socha ke us par impression dalna chahiye aur phone utha ke batien karnay laga.

Haan Haan, 500 rupay fees hai, apun 10 baje tak betha hai idher, is say late nahi karnay ka, apun bahut busy hai.

Us ke baad us nay phone rakha aur aanay walay say poocha 'Beth na Maamoon, apun teray liye kya kar sakta hai.

Man: Mien yahaan phone sahi karnay aaya hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

If I Drink Coffee, I Can’t Sleep

Santa & Banta Were Discussing

Santa: If I Drink Coffee, I Can’t Sleep

Banta: Its Happend Opposite To Me
If I Sleep, I Can’t Drink Coffee

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)