Abu Gange Hai

3 Bache apas mai baat ker rhe the..

Ek ne kha mai kale rang ki Car lo ga kyo k mere abu k baal kale hai.

Dosre ne kha mai bhore rang ki car lo ga kyo k mere abu k baal bhore hai.

or jub tesre ki bari ai to wo jhut se bola..

Mai baghair chut ki Car lo ga kyo k mere abu gange hai..::)))

by Muhammad Farrukh Nawaz (few years ago!) / 654 views
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