Police wala apne bache se:
Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhnaband..

Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 754 views

Crazy Patients

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room.

He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, “Can’t you see I’m sawing this piece of wood in half?”

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.

Patient #1 replied, “Oh. He’s my friend, but he’s a little crazy. He thinks he’s a lightbulb.”

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2’s face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, “If he’s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Way To Save Your Marriage

A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.

The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai

Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,

sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,

Me na socha surprise don ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

abba idhar aa

SON:
Abba idher AA.
MOTHER:
Aise nai boltey beta,
Abba ko izat ke sath bulate hain.
SON:
Abba Izzat k sath idher aa ja

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

johny lever

johny lever: I lost my cheque book.
Bank manager: B carefull any one can put ur sign!
Johny: I'm not a fool, i have already signed all the cheques..............keepsmilng

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)