pathan cycle par

Aik dafa 1 Pathan cycle par gungunathe jaa raha tha ,Raasthay may us nay 1 Punjabi aurath ko cycle se maar diya.
Aurath : Andhay ho kia break nahin maar sakthay?
Pathan : Poora cycle maar diya ab break maarnay se kiya fayedaa.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 809 views
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