Husband: suit bara sohna paya aay.
Husband: suit bara sohna paya aay. Wife:Thanx G. Hus: Lipstick b sohni laiay.
Wife: Thanx G.
Hus:makeup v sohna kita aay. Wife: thnx G
Hus: sohni fir v nahi lagdi.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 771 views
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