Husband: suit bara sohna paya aay. Wife:Thanx G. Hus: Lipstick b sohni laiay.
Wife: Thanx G.
Hus:makeup v sohna kita aay. Wife: thnx G
Hus: sohni fir v nahi lagdi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 749 views

Aap To Antaryami Ho

Santa Ek Jyotish Ke Paas Kundli Dikhane Gaya.

Jyotish: “Tera Naam Santa Singh Hai?”

Santa: “Ji Maharaj”

Jyotish: “Tujhe Do Ladki & Ek Ladka Hai?”

Santa: “Ji Maharaj”

Jyotish: “Tune Abhi 10 Kilo Chawal Kharide Hai?”

Santa: “Haan, Oye Aap To Antaryami Ho”

Jyotish: “Bete Agli Baar Aana, To Kundli Lana Ration Card Nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Humara Aurat Say Shadi Hua

Sardar:
Tum Shadi Shuda Ho?

Pathan:
Han, Humara Aurat Say Shadi Hua Ha

Sardar:
Bewakuf, To Kia Mard Se B Shadi Hoti Ha

Pathan:
Han Humara Bahen Ka Hua Ha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Station Jany K Kitne Paise Logay?

Pathan: Station Jany K Kitne Paise Logay?
Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main Kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche Betho Hum Le K Jayega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ki Dua

1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah Se Awlaad ke lie dua mangta raha
.
1 din Pathan ke pas Farishta aa kar bola:
"Khan sahb tujhe Allah ka wasta hai
Pahly Shadi tu kar le"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Sardar Ji Ka Baap

Once a sardar sees crowd surrounding an accident place. He was curious to see what has happened and who has got hurt but, due to the crowd, he couldn't watch it. He was clever sardar, so he got an idea.. He started shouting 'he is my father.. move... he is my father'. Crowd suddenly gave his a way to go inside. and, He sees a 'Donkey' lying there..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)