Banta Bank Manager se

Banta Bank Manager se
Mera Loan pass kar do
Manager: Is file per wajan nahi hai
Banta: Apna joota rakh deta hai, aur poochhata hai mera loan pass ho jayega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 681 views
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