3 boys where going on a motor

3 boys where going on a motor cycle.
policeman gave hand to stop them. A sardar
shouted
oye pehle hi teen bhete nayen tu kithay bethen
ga…!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 822 views
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