Chilhood: When you make faces at mirror. Middle age is when mirror gets even.

Bald man: A person who has lot of face to wash and very little hair to comb.

Marriage: An institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a women gets her master’s.

Doctor: Who cures your ills by pills and kills you by his bills.

Alimony: A mode of payment that enables a women who at one time lived happily married to live happily unmarried.

Indian Film Heroines: If they display their assets, the producer recovers his liabilities.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 858 views

Molana Jumay K Khutbe Main

Molana Jumay K Khutbe Main:
Aj Kal Cable Pe Channel
Bohot Kharab Aa Rahe Hn!
Aadmi Bola:
Nahi, Hmare Ghar To Saaf Aa Rahe Hn Aap Apna Taar Check Karo.:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

putar nhi labde

Chuhi chuhe se-Tu mere lyi jaan de sakda a?
Chuha-kade nhi?
chuhi-kyon?
chuha-Sadi maa nu put nhi labne tenu yaar bathere......

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

Raju tum kis liye college aate ho?

Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Ka Dimag
Shaitani Kamo Mein Jyada Aur Padayi Ke Alava Har
Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Mein Chalta Hai.
Ese Hi Teacher Ne Uss Se Ek Study Se Related
Sawal Kiya, Ab Aap Khud Dekh Lijiye Ki Pappu Ka
Dimag Kaisa Hai Study Mein.
Teacher: “Taj Mahal Kisne Banaya Thha?”
Papp: “Ji Majduro Ne”
Teacher: “Oh.. Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya Kisne
Thha?”
Pappu: “Ji Thekedar Ne“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Chamdi Chali Jaye Par Damdi Na Jaye

Kanjus Lala Muftimal Ko Bijli Ki Taar Choo Lene Ki Wajah Se Current Ka Jatka Laga.

Biwi Ne Gabrate Hue Puchha: “Aap Theek To Ho Na?”

Kanjus: “Main Theek Hoon Tu Meter Dekh, Unit Kitne Badhe?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)