Aik sahib ne apne naye mulazam se kaha& ja kar bazaar se aalu or gost le aao nokar ne

kaha……janab main is sher main niya hun kahin kho jaon, chunachawoh sahib khud hi bazaar se saman le aye.ghar aa kar unho ne nokar se kaha ke lo ab pakao.is ne jawab diyaise sui gas par pakan nahi aata.in sahib ne khud khana tyar kar liya.phir mulazim ko awaz di aao khana kha lo.who bola”bar bar inkar karna acha nahi lagta .muje sharam aa rehi hay is liye kha leta hun.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1058 views

There was a couple

There was a couple who had been married for a
long time, and one day, they were walking through
the park together, when they saw a young couple
sitting on a bench, kissing each other very
passionately. So the wife said to the husband,
"Honey, why don't you do that?" And the husband
said, "How? I don't even know that lady!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dono Bachpan main

Question: Pathan aur Gadhay main konsi 2 cheezen same hain?

Answer: Dono Bachpan main Khob Soorat hotay hain, aur Baray ho kar Transport ka kaam karte hain.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

between

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message &
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

BATHTUB ANXIETIES

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub
having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down
at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- you already broke yours off!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade

Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade garv se kehata hai :
Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai.
Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se
dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word
rahenge wohi dictionary le.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)