Aik Aurat Jannat Ke

Aik Aurat Jannat Ke Farishta Se Boli
Mera Nikah Jannat Waly Shohar Se Kra Do.

Farishta Bola: Nikah To Kara Donga
Pehle Koi MOLVI to Jannat Main Aye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 625 views
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