Wife tumhain...

'wife

tumnay mujay shadi say pahlay kio nahi

bataya k tumhari pehli hi rani naam ki wife hay ?

husmand

maine bataya to tha k mein tume rani ki tarah rakho gaa'

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 630 views
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