'wife

tumnay mujay shadi say pahlay kio nahi

bataya k tumhari pehli hi rani naam ki wife hay ?

husmand

maine bataya to tha k mein tume rani ki tarah rakho gaa'

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 632 views

Funny

Science ki jadeed


science ki jadeed tehqeeq k mutabiq Dimagh mein bhoosa rakhne wale log hamesha sidhay haath mein mobile pakar kr sms parhtay hain

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ek Aadmi aata hain

7 sadhu 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
Ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko
Pranam kar poochta hain
Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu?
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hain
Aur kehtaa hain.. chotu ek aur chatai laga de
beta..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Girl's Status on facebook

Girl's Status on facebook : 'feeling sad'
*170 comments*

Boy's Status : 'Going 2 Suicide'
*2 likes*
and
*1 Comment* which reads "Dude Who's gonna use your bike now

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hitting a Wall

Q: Why does a cement wall break to pieces when a blonde hits it with their head?

A: The smartest one gives up first.

by Kamran (few years ago!)

True Politicial Story

Supposedly G.B. Shaw once sent Winston Churchill some tickets for the first night of one of his plays.

Churchill then sent Shaw a telegram to the effect: "Cannot come first night. Will come second night if you have one."

Shaw promptly replied: "Here are two tickets for the second night. Bring a friend if you have one."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)