Sardar to sardr

Sardar:yar ye larkian kiss karte waqt aakhen kiun band kar leti hain.



2nd Sardar:ye salian hum mardun ko kbi khush nai dekh sakti.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 855 views
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