2 Haryanvi men were searching

2 Haryanvi men were searching for their lost wife in a festival at Hissar city.

First Haryanvi: How does your wife look like?

Second Haryanvi: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair... And yours?

First Haryanvi: Forget mine, let us look for yours...

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