Aik makhi ganje k rar par ja baithi dosri makhi :wah! kia ghar mila hai
pahli makhi:abi to plot khareeda hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 913 views

imposible!!!

Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade garv se kehata hai : Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai.



Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word rahenge wohi dictionary le.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Patient: I have swallowed a key.

Patient: I have swallowed a key.

Sardar Doctor: When?

Patient: 3 months back!

Sardar Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Patient: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Patni Ki Kasam Ki Value

Bus Ke Gate Par Latke Yaatriyo Se Conductor Ne Kaha: “Bhaiyo, Andar Ho Jao, Iss Tarah Gate Par Latakna Apki Jaan Ke Liye Khatarnak Hai”

Lekin Jab Koi Bhi Andar Na Hua To Conductor Gusse Se Bola: “Tum Logo Ko Tumhari Patniyo Ki Kasam Hai Andar Aa Jao”

Itna Suna Tha Ki Jo Yaatri Seeton Par Baithe The Wo Bhi Gate Par Aakar Latak Gaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mallika arrived at a Railway Station

Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.

Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

4 kam karo

4 kam karo

1. Mobile switch off kro

2. Battery kholo

3. Sim nikalo

4. Mobile ko road pai dai maro

Jb koi msg hi nhi karna tou mobile
ki kya zarorat.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)