A lawyer was driving
A lawyer was driving his Ford down the street, singing to himself, "I love my Ford." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He survived, but his car was Crashed. "My car! My car!" he sobbed.
Another man was driving by and cried out, " you're bleeding! your left arm is gone!"
The lawyer, sobbed again, "My Rolex! My Rolex!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 672 views
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