husband:
tum se shadi kar k mujhey ek faida to hua...
wife:

khush ho kar boli kunsa faida?
husband:

muj mere gunahoon ki saza dunya mein hi mil ghi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 856 views

Wo ldka Aaj b garmi me mar rha h,

Wo ldka Aaj b garmi me mar rha h,
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kisi ldki ne ek bar usey kaha tha
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Tum is sweater ko pehan kar Ranbir Kapoor lagte ho..
lol

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Man like me

Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".

Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,

Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?

Son: Mom Ap Ne khud hI To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huay cheeni Letay Aana

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Best way to purpose

Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,

Say her to sit in a boat.

Then take the boat in the middle of sea.

Then say Marry Me
or Leave My Boat

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Inteqam

Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho..:-)

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)