husband: tum se shadi kar k
husband:
tum se shadi kar k mujhey ek faida to hua...
wife:
khush ho kar boli kunsa faida?
husband:
muj mere gunahoon ki saza dunya mein hi mil ghi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 927 views
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