Teacher: Babar bharat mein kab

Teacher: Babar bharat mein kab aaya?Banti: Pata nahi sir

Teacher: Board per nahi dekh sakte naam ke sath hi likha hai

Banti: Mene socha shayad weh uska phone no hai

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