2 ghantay aatay ki line main
2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya. "Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon." Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya. Kisi ne pucha. "Kyon Maar Diya?" Usne maayusi se jawab diya. "Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai."
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