Boy-Whats is d Differance between Person
Boy-Whats is d Differance between Personal &
Secret?
Girl-Dear,
U r My Lover.. Thats Personal
&
Ur Friend Is Also My Lover..
Thats Secret
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 822 views
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