Mother to daughter: “What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?”

“Of course he is, Mom. He’s thrifty, doesn’t drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 908 views

Sardar on phone

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking??

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

When do u buy this scooty

Manager: When do u buy this scooty.

Staff: Yesterday when I was standing in the bus station at night a girl came in scooty,
stopped in front of me and said sit and took me in the dark place where she took of her clothes and said take whatever u want.
I took the scooty what can I do with her clothes.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu Ki Biwi Aur Kutta Dono Beemar

Ek Baar Pappu Ki Biwi Aur Kutta Dono Beemar Ho Gaye,

Pappu Un Dono Ke Liye Dawa Lene Gaya Aur Dukandar Ko Kaha Ki,

Dono Ki Dawaein Alag Alag Lifafe Main Daal Kar Unke Naam Likh Dijiye,

Main Nahi Chahta Hain Ki Mere Kutte Ko Kuch Ho Jaaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Child 2 dentist doctor

Child 2 dentist doctor..!!!
Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ??
Dr: nahi

Child: ager main nikal k dikhao
Dr: nikaloo

Child: he he he he he he

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bath in Milk

"Why do you take baths in milk?"
"I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

by Abdul Latif (few years ago!)