Santa: RIM ka connection lene gaya
Call rate bataye
1 pase per sec.
50 paise per min.
1 rupee per 3 min.
Santa: 1 rupee wala hi sahi hai roj khulle kahan se launga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1069 views

pathan k betay ki roti

Pathan K Betay Ki Roti per Se Chooha Guzer Gaya.

Son to Pathan: Ab Main Ye Roti Nahi Khaonga.



Pathan: Kha Le Beta,
Choohy Ne Konsi Chappal Pehni Hui Thi.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Quaid E Azam in peshawer

Pathan ne illegal dewar bnai

Ksi ne kaha kuch aisa kro k dewar purani lge
Pathan ne dewar pe likh dia
Hum QUAID E AZAM ko peshawr any pr khush amdid khty hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Raton ko uth ker

Raton ko uth ker
khayalon se ho ker
yadon me kho ker

Tumhe kya khabar hy
Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon,

Viraano me ja kerDAMAN pehla ker
ANSON baha ker

Tumhe kiya khabar hai Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon

tum to kaho ge kisi dil bur ki

Kisi DIL NASSHIN ki wafa mangti hon ,

Ye be galat hai
wo b ghlt hai

Me apne KHUDA se sirf BIJLI ane ke dua mangti hon :(

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Lo madam Ko Itna Bhi Nahi Pata

Class Mein Teacher Bachon Se Question Puch Rahi Hoti Hai To Santa Ki Baari Mein Teacher Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To Hum Ko Roshni Pehle Aur Awaaz Baad Mein Kyun Aati Hai?”

Santa: “Kyonki Hamari Aankhein Aage Hai Aur Kaan Piche Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa-Ye Computer Aapke

Santa-Ye Computer Aapke

Workload Ko 50 Percent Kam Kar

Dega. Banta- To Fir Main 2 Lunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)