Santa: RIM ka connection lene gaya
Call rate bataye
1 pase per sec.
50 paise per min.
1 rupee per 3 min.
Santa: 1 rupee wala hi sahi hai roj khulle kahan se launga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 734 views

Aik Black African

Aik Black African Lrki Ko jadugar Ne
Jadu Se Par Lga diay.
Lrki : Wow, Ab kia Me PARi bn gai?
Jadugar :NI Pagli..
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Tu "CHAM'GADAR' bn gai hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

3 bandar gum ho gae

3 bandar zoo se farar ho gae.
1 tv dekh raha hai.
2.game khel raha hai.
3.tum nai ho dost aisa na socho
abi tak wo mil nai raha.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pathan Ki Shadi Pe Sub Pathan

Pathan Ki Shadi Pe Sub Pathan He Aaye Hoye They
Khana Start Hua Tu
Eik Pathan Ne Plate Pe Tissue Paper Dekh Kar Socha
Shayd Yeh Bhi Koi Khanay Ki Cheez Hai?
Jesay He Wo Khanay Laga
Us K Sub Dost Ek Aawaz Mein Chillane Lage
“Oye Yeh Mat Khana”
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” Bilkul Pheeka Hai”,.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A man was seen fleeing down

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.

“What’s the matter?” he was asked.

He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry, I’m sure it will be all right.”

“She was just trying to comfort you, what’s so frightening about that?”

“She wasn’t talking to me. She was talking to the doctor.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)