2 Chiryo Ki Love Story:
2 Chiryo Ki Love Story:
1 Din Chira Bola: (zakhmi halat main... in recovery situation)
Mjhe Chor Kr Kbhi Tm Urh To Nhi Jaogi?
Chirya:
Urh Jaun Tu Pakar Lena
Chira:
Mai Tmhy Pakr Skta Hn Magr Phr Pa Nhi Skta
Chirya Ki Aankho Mai Aansu Agaye,Usny Apny Pankh Tor Dye
Or Boli:Ab Hm Hmesha Sath Rahngy
1 Din B0ht Zor Sy Tofan Aya,Chira Urhny Laga
Tbhi Chirya Boli:
Tm Urh Jao,Mai Nhi Urh Sakti.
Chira Apna Khyal Rkhna Kh Kr Urh Gaya
Jb Tofan Thama Or Chira Waps Aya Tu Usny Dekha K Chirya Mar Chuki Ti
Or Ek Daali Per Likha Tha
Kash Wo 1 Bar Tu Kehta K
Mai Tmhy Nhi Chor Skta To Shayd Mai Tofan Any Sy Pehly Nhi Marti.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 636 views
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