Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar

Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,
meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 785 views
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