A Pathan calls his Wife: Ghar nahi aa sakta, Car ka steering, gear, sab chori hogia hai
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After 5 minutes,
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He calls again: Aa raha hon, galti se pechli seat mai baith gia hon

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 482 views

Navy mein kaam hai

Santa: navy mein kaam hai. karoge?
Banta: zaroor. kya kaam hai?

Santa: jab ship beech samundar mein ruk jaata hai, to tumhe peeche se use dakhelnaa hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Master To Student

Master To Student :
A B C D Se Sharu Honewale Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?

Student:

... A=Apni
B=Beti ka
C=Cell Number
D=Dijye!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bole tu ye doctor log

Munna : Bole tu ye doctor log operation karne se pehle patient ko behosh kiyu karte hai?

Circuit: simple hai na bhai, patient khud operation karna seek na le

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wo konsa pehla Indian

Wo konsa pehla Indian Cricketer tha jo apne Career k pehle match MAIN hi captain bana aur 100 runs banae aur match ki akhri ball per 6 maar ker England se match jeet lia?

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GUESS!

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WHO?

AAMIR KHAN
Movie "LAGAAN"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek admi kay pass two parrots

Ek admi kay pass two parrots hotay hain.ek parrot ahr waqt sajday main rahta hai aur dosera parrot tasbi patrta rahta hai.iss admi kay hamsay kay pass ek female parrot hoti hai JO BOHAT HI SHARARTI HOTI HAI.har waqt kisi ko tang karti rahti hai.Female parrot wala admi apnay hamsay say kahta hai kah aap mera parrot apnay parrots kay pass rakh lain taikah woh bhi aap kay parrots ki tarah sharif ho ay .Woh kahta hai kah theak hai.lehaza male parrots wala admi female parrot ko apnay ghar lay ata hai .woh female parrot ko male parrot kay cage main rakh deta hai.jaisay hi male parrots female parrot ko dekhta hai jo tasbih parta rahta hai woh apni tasbi door phank kar sajday paray huay parrot say kahta hai uth yaar apni dua qabool hoo gai hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)