Aik hi Hoga
Dctor: Aap ka or Aap ki Begam ka Blood Group aik hi hai
Husband: Zahir hai 18 Saal se Mera khoon Pi Rahi hai
Aik hi hoga.....:-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1138 views
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