5 years old boy: I Love u Mom
Mom: Awww I Love u Too

16 years Old Boy: I Love u Mom
Mom: Sorry, I Have No Money

25 years Old Boy: I Love u Mom
Mom: Kon hai ? Kahan rehti hai wo kamini ? :@

Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 733 views

Funny

billi 1 sheikh k ghar se roti hoi nikli.
kisi ne billi se ronay ki wajah poochi,
billi ne jawab diya
‘ik tey menu marya utton mera choowa v kho laya”

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Toh Exchange Karna Tha Na

Santa:
Train Me Neend Nahi Aayi
Upar Ki Seat Thi Bahut Garmi Thi

Banta:Toh Exchange Karna Tha Na

Santa:Kisse Karta?
Niche Seat Pe Koi Nahi Tha Hi Nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 old ladies sitting in church 1 lean

2 old ladies sitting in church 1 leans over and whispers to the other "my butt is going to sleep" the other replies "I know I have heard it snore 3 times"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

lawers fee

A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.

"Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417.58 cents each month for the next thirty-six months.

"What! That sounds like a car payment schedule," retorted the client.

"Your right. It's mine.

by sana (few years ago!)

Source of Financing

Commerce Professor Asks the Student:
What is the Most Important Source of Finance for Starting Business?





Student: "Father in Law". :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)