Shadi me aik sardar
Shadi me aik sardar boht dair se khana ka raha tha kisi ne poocha kab tak khao gy,
sardar.. Me tu khud tang hon par kiya kron card pe likha tha
"KHANA 12 SE 2 TAK"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 725 views
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