Once Rajni was the guest
Once Rajni was the guest contestant in KBC.
Amitabh says: Computer ji,
Rajnikantji ko pehla sawaal poochiye.
Computer: main lifeline use karna chahta hu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 942 views
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