Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?

P.A.: Goal karne ke liye.

Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 926 views

Commit suicide

Chiman is trying to commit suicide on the railway
tracks...takes along some wine and chicken with
him.
Somebody stops him and asks,
'Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?'
Chiman replies, 'Saali train late aati hai
kahin bhook se na marjaun..'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pappu pravachan sune k bad ghar aya

Pappu pravachan sune k bad ghar aya or biwi ko god mein utha liya.

Biwi: kya guruji ne romance krne ko kaha hai

pappu: nahi re pagli kaha apne dukh khud uthao....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

attendence

She came in my life in
school..

I kept ignoring her..

She smiled, but I kept quiet..

She began to speak, but I din't listen..

I was not intrsted at dat time

&

When she began 2 leave,

I knew i needed her..

I started runing behind her, requesting.....

"MAM Attendance"

MAM Plz

Plz MAM.

Pehle se hi short Hai :D ;)

by dracula (few years ago!)

Bahu aaj se mujhe apni Maa aur saurji

Saas : Bahu aaj se mujhe apni Maa aur saurji ko BAAP samjho
Todhi der baad door bell bajati hai uss ka sohar aata hai
Saas: Bahu se kon hai?
Bahu: Maa BHAI SAHIB aaye hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Hum Se Panga Na Lo Hum DSP Hai.

POLICE Pathan Se:- Hum Se Panga Na Lo Hum DSP Hai.
PATHAN:- O' Jao Jao Hum Tum se Bara DSP Hai,
Police:- DSP Ka matlab jante ho
Pathan:- Dimag Se Pagal.:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)