Laloo to his P.A
Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal karne ke liye.
Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1022 views
Similar Jokes
Teacher: Johny, If Your Father
Earned Rs. 100,00,000
And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother,
What Would Your Mother Have?
Little Johny: A Heart attack
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
doctor ne mareez se kaha ke tum ne jo cheque diya tha who cash hone ki bejaye wapis aa gya hay.mareez ne jawabdiya, “mera sar dard or bokhar bi to wapisaa gya hay na doctor sahib”
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
RAILWAY INTERVIEW of Pappu:D
Interviewer:- agar do trains ek hi line pe aa
gayi to kya karoge ??
.
Pappu:- Jee, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to …??
Pappu:- Torch dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to…??
Pappu:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red nahuyi to…??
.
Pappu:- Fir main apni mousi ke ladke ko
bulaunga.
Interviewer:- Wo kyun…?? kya wo traino ki
takkar rok dega ??
.
.
.
Pappu:- Jee nahi,
wo kya hai na k usne kabhi 2 traino kitakkar
nahi dekhi….
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone
karni hai.
Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni
girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee
main bhikaari ban gayaa
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Pappu & Ladki standing on the bus stop:
Pappu to ladki: nice lipistic
ladki : thanks
Pappu : nice top & jeans
ladki : thanks
.
Pappu : nice ear-ring
ladki : thanks
.
Pappu : nice neckless .
Ladki : Aawwwwwwwwww thank u so much
BHAIYA:))
.
Pappu: kamaal hai fir bhi bilkul chudel lag rahi hai...
Pappu rocked.....girl shoked...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa galati se Sansad me chala gaya wanha upper kursi pe baithe huye se pucha
Tum kaun ho ho?
usne jawab diya : ME Speaker hun
Santa: jor se bola, to phir me Loud Speaker hun
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Punjabi:hum izat me thora peche hai.
Sindhi:hum kam me thora peche hai.
Balochi:hum taleem me thora peche hai.
Pathan :hum bila waja peche hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
f ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)