1Bacha Bahut Der Se Ro Ra Tha
Maa Ne Pucha

Mele Laal Ko Qa Chaiye?
Tofee
Biskit
... Ya
milk?

Bacha:
Bash Ek sanam chahiyeee
aashqi ke liye..;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 715 views

HaMaRi DosTi

HaMaRi DosTi AaP Se TaB TaK
RaheGi
JaB 1 GonGa 1 BehRe Ko
CalL KaR Ke BataiGa Ke 1 AndHe
Ne DekHa Ke AiK LaNgRa BhaG
RaHa ThA

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ager Lion ki jaga kutta jungle ka badshah hota,

Miss: Ager Lion ki jaga kutta jungle ka badshah hota,

To jungle ka kya haal hota ?

Student: Wohi Jo Aaj Pakistan Ka Hai .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beggar and software developer

A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.

Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 larka pathan se

1 larka pathan se: Mai agar chahun to saray Pathano ko Jannat
se nikaal kar Jahanum main la sakta hun.

Pathan: Kis tarah yaara?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Staged Wedding To Bust Dealers

As supposedly reported on CNN:

Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter", let it be known on the street that dealers were "invited" (i. e. Expected to attend).

The bride and groom were police, as was the band, bartender, and about half the guests. The band playing at the wedding was "S. P. O. C." (COPS, backwards), and the wedding went through the full ceremony, including the dancing afterward.

The long-sought dealers were arrested after the "band" took their break. The last song the band played before taking its break? "I Fought The Law, And The Law Won"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)