BANTA ne HAJAMAT ki dukan kholi...
BANTA ne HAJAMAT ki dukan kholi...
SANTA shave karane aaya.
Banta:- Muchh rakhni hai?
Santa- Haan.
Banta (Mucch kat ke)- le rakh le, jahan rakhni hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 838 views
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