1 Buddha Santa ko
?1 Buddha Santa ko Roz KAJU-BADAM
Khane Ko Deta Tha
Santa=Aap Muze Roz KajuBadam Q Khilate ho
Buddha=Beta Daant To Rahe Nhi
Chuskar Fekna Thik Nahi Lagta!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 823 views
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