?1 Buddha Santa ko Roz KAJU-BADAM
Khane Ko Deta Tha

Santa=Aap Muze Roz KajuBadam Q Khilate ho

Buddha=Beta Daant To Rahe Nhi
Chuskar Fekna Thik Nahi Lagta!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 970 views

Aakhir Pathan Mare To Mare Kaise?

Ek Baar Samundri Jahaz Par 300 Pathan Safar Kar Rahe The,

Lekin Hairani Ki Baat Hai Ki Sare Ke Sare Mar Gaye,
Kaise?

Khas Kuch Nahi, Bas Ship Beech Mein Kharab Ho Gayi,
To Dhaka Dene Neeche Uttar Gaye The.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar on Train Tack

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Kal wo mili mujhse

Kal wo mili mujhse
.
shaam ka waqt
.
bujhi-2 si
.
jhuki-2 si
.
jb maine pucha
.
udaas kyo ho?
.
itna pareshan kyo ho?
.
jhuka k palke
.
chupa k chehra
.
gale se lag k
.
ro-2 k thak k
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
lagi wo kehne
itna romantic msg
likha
tha tmko,
papa k numbr pr chala
gya....:-(
:-P:-P:-P:-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Neutron in the Bar

A neutron walks into a bar and asks,
“How much for a drink?”

The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Santa ne ekk admi ke thappad

santa ne ekk admi ke thappad maar diya..

admi- meri kya galti thi??

santa-tum salo galti karo iske liye hum intjaar thode hi karenge............

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)