Sardar in Train
Sardar in Train T.T:Ticket dikhao
Sardar: Ae ley
T.T:Ye to purani Ticket hy
Sardar: Te Mama!
Train keri Applied 4 aye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1034 views
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