SMS Package Khatam

Teacher: Aaj pehli bar tum class mein

baaten ker rahey ho, Humesha

tum nazren jhuka ke mere lecture sunte thy.

Madam: Aaj Mera SMS package khatam ho gaya hai :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 686 views
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