Ek sharaabi ki daastaan...

Ek sharaabi ki daastaan...

Soch raha hoon ki daaru chhod du..!

Par.....!

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Kiske paas chhodu.!
sabhi kamine hain,
pee jayege

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 664 views
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