Ek sharaabi ki daastaan...
Ek sharaabi ki daastaan...
Soch raha hoon ki daaru chhod du..!
Par.....!
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Kiske paas chhodu.!
sabhi kamine hain,
pee jayege
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 840 views
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