2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki.

2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki..
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. Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes
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Boy In Air Opened Parashute&Said Mujhe Pata Tha
Chudail Tu Nahi
Kudegi.. .
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. From that day onwards people
started saying LADIES FIRST

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